"Milk" sadly narrates how her husband died on their wedding night, pre-conjugals. Husband's soul leaves the body and benevolently announces he'll watch over her while she seeks out a new guy. At a party, Milk is comforted by highly-oversexed friend Maria, while Human Dick (Charlie Cho, who else ?) impersonates a .... guess what ? Milk and her new boyfriend, boyishly-handsome Ronald, are robbed and he chases the robbers, leading to some fun fu antics, but they eventually throw him into the sea, and he can't swim....... So Milk looks for another boyfriend. Poor painter Wai is tiring of his snooty girlfriend and patron Amy, who pleads with him to paint her in the nude, but he's not interested. Crooks break into the gallery while Milk is there, and they make everyone strip and tie them up in facing pairs. Wai is paired with Milk with ...er, predictable results. So Wai becomes Milk's third man, but dead hubby starts getting jealous, causing mischief. Milk moves in with Wai, but Ronald turns up again. Ronald had been saved by boat people. And here starts the seriously silly bedroom farce. Milk pretends to be Ronald's Filipina maid, and tries to keep them ignorant of each other. When the truth comes out, the two guys alternate between fighting each other and fussing over Milk. In the end, she ends up with just one of them ..... or does she ?