青樓十二房
Ancient Chinese Whorehouse (1994)
Country: Hong Kong
Circuit: New Generation 
Genres: Adult  Comedy 
Rating: III (Hong Kong) 
Theatrical Run: 09/15/1994 - 09/30/1994
Box Office: HK $2,481,978.00
 
Director
  Ivan Lai Gai-Ming
 
Script
  Ng Man-Fai (1)
 
Action Directors
  Benny Lai Keung-Kuen
  Johnny Cheung Wa
 
Producer
  Nam Yin
 
 
Cast
  Yvonne Yung Hung ... Madam Ng
  Kent Cheng Jak-Si ... Kong
  Ching Suet-Aan ... Siu Ching
  Dick Lau Tik-Chi ... Ting Yat
  Kingdom Yuen King-Tan ... Bamboo
  Shing Fui-On ... Magistrate Chin [cameo]
  Elvis Tsui Kam-Kong ... Kidnapping rapist [cameo]
  Paul Che Biu-Law ... Mr Chan (Tall client)
  Victor Hon Kwan ... Beggar
  Chan Kin-Yat    
  Wu Si-Min    
  Tsang Yuk-Guen    
 
Production Company
  Long Shong Pictures (H.K.) Limited
 
Filming Company
  Golden Power Productions Ltd.
 
Distributor
  Modern Films And Entertainment Production (Hong Kong)
 
Production Manager
  River Shing Chiu-Hong
  James Tsim Tak-Faat
  Law Sai-Kuen
 
Sound Recordist
  True Technic Limited
 
Art Director
  Cheung Ying-Wa
 
Script Supervisor
  Lee Lai-Saan
 
Planning
  Tony Chow Kwok-Chung
 
Story
  Nam Yin
 
Cinematographer
  Stephen Poon Tak-Yip
 
Dance Instructor
  Lee Cham-Chuen
 
Editor
  Chan Kei-Hop
 
Sound Editor
  True Technic Limited
 
Presenter
  Wong Ying-Cheung
 
Assistant Director
  Michell Wong Yuk-Ting
  Lee Lai-Saan
 
Composer
  Mak Jan-Hung
 
 
 
Summary
 

Luscious-lipped virgin Ching is sold to Miss Ng's brothel. Kong invents contraptions to make sex more "funny", and is secretly in love with Ng. Ching is attracted to Kong's assistant, the handsome Ting Yat. Yuen King Tan does her usual wacky best as Bamboo, whose huge tits once killed a man (he suffocated) and she hasn't had a customer since. After Ching's virginity auction, Bamboo gives Ching some Soul Freezing Wine, so that she'll act bitchy. There's a foreign whore in town, who's stealing Ng's business, but Kong sends Yat to fix her, after giving him a power potion. Someone is raping girls in the village, and Magistrate Chin comes to investigate, but pays more attention to Ng than the case. Tsui Kam Kong puts in an appearance as the kidnapping rapist, and Kong reveals his love for Ng, and they grow closer ...... -STSH