Dragon in Shaolin (1996)
Reviewed by: spinali on 1999-12-08
Summary: NULL
It must be Buddha's will: a little Shaolin monk gets separated from his elders on a trip to HK, and therein meets Harrison Ford-like Yuen Biao (even the clothes are a dupe), whose ownership of the first Buddha's Head makes him a object of his brother's evil plotting. The little monk makes friends with an obnoxious toddler (who makes money with his Super Dickey trick -- tying a boulder to his penis and twirling around in a circle, delighting the crowds), and a cute teenager who's been sent after the head (the Buddha's Head, that is). Lovely photography, a total mess of a plot. This movie was clearly produced by spiritual masters intent on testing our powers of endurance and concentration. Twice, I almost left the auditorium.

(1/4)



[Reviewed by Steve Spinali]
Reviewer Score: 2