Imagine Peter Greenaway and Ken Russell collaborating on a softcore HK period piece. A handsome young stud (Lawrence Ng), expert in the ways of love, is cursed with a one and a half inch dink. So he asks a local surgeon (Kent Cheung) to transplant a 10" horse schlong onto him, which is done with a tiny custom guillotine and a command of arcane skills. Director Johnny Mak opts to show his big-breasted Asian babes in action at the plot's expense, so mostly you end up either leering or dozing.

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