Deathnet.com (2000)
Reviewed by: MilesC on 2000-12-16
Summary: Poor Simon...
I've certainly hated some of this year's high-profile releases, (Born To Be King, Sausalito) but they just don't compare to true bottom of the barrel slop like this. Predictable, simplistic, dull, poorly plotted... The best thing to be said for Deathnet.com is that it's short. An additional annoyance for those who can't read Chinese are the unsubtitled computer chat sessions... Though from what I could make out they are as bland and predictable as the rest of the movie. ("God of Death, I really want to die, can you help me?" That's some fine undercover work there.)You can safely miss this one.