Water Margin: Heroes' Sex Stories (1999)
Reviewed by: ryan on 1999-11-21
Summary: Water Margin: Heroes' Sex Stories (1999)
Have you thought about that there are lots of untold stories behind the famous Chinese classic novel? Properly you may heard that some of them. If you haven't heard about it? 'Water Margin -- Heroes Sex Stories' is one of them.

The main selling point of 'Water Margin -- Heroes Sex Stories' is about the sexy girls from Japan, Hong Kong and Taiwan. In fact, the whole movie is divided into three parts talking about three of the 108 heroes in Water margin, hosted by Greenstreet KAN Yi-ching. The first story is about Man-meat dumpling lady SUEN Yee-lang is a women with huge sex demand while her husband (JIM Bing-hey) tried to get machines to satisfy her needs. Unfortunately, his Dick cannot work after being 'robbed' by a gang. SUEN seems to be a bit boring. Finally they find a way -- Killing baddies and feed up the dead bodies with a machine to make the Dick erect for making love.

The second story is about young boy YIN Ching who has no intention to study his real Kung Fu but inducing Kung Fu. He leave from his families to live alone after his girl was fallen in love with a Tom Boy. However, through out the days outside, he found another girl to satisfy his sexual needs. The third story is about a guy LEE Sai who looks like 'Black Storm' LEE Kwai (Elvis TSUI Kam-kong) and tried to forge LEE Kwai's identity to take sexual advantage in the village.

In terms of joy, I think KAN Yi-ching has done a good done to make the movie much more interesting. The second and the third story is just typical but KAN can present in a way that sounds okay. Dialogue like 'In the past, when you need sex, you can't go for prositutes easily and it's good to have a girl like an EPS for your sex.' This make the whole movie much more fun.

For the first story, I think they have present it in a way that is very funny. Uning others' Dick for better sex life is also out of our imagination. At least I think they have put up some efforts in presenting the stuff to make it fun.

One thing that you may note is that 'Water Margin -- Heroes Sex stories' features with Elvis TSUI Kam-kong. If you expect to have love scene with Elvis, you'll be totally disappointed as he appeared at the last 2 minutes of the movie in a decent manner.

All in all, 'Water Margin -- Heroes Sex Stories' is a funny movie. Though the second and the third stories are very typical and quite boring, the first story is very funny. Together with KAN Yi-ching's outstanding hosting, it seems to be not a bad choice if you look for such genre.