The Wesley's Mysterious File (2002)
Reviewed by: Souxie on 2003-01-12
Summary: at times painful!
o my god, how bad was this movie! I glad I only spent $15 on it... Why can't people just stick to languages they're comfortable with? Why can't people write plausible love stories anymore? What was with those seriously unhip glasses Wesley was wearing???
Rosamund Kwan did the best she could, like she was trying to ignore how bad this was - but Andy Lau and the rest seemed to know it was bad and just didn't care. And now I hate Shu Qi more than before I saw it... goddamn, how embarassing must it bo to see yourself on VCD desperately trying to say lines in another language?
Avoid this - the only good bits were the sight of Andy Lau mouthing obscenities at the gweilo boss, and the look on his face when Rosamund Kwan says "we aliens don't have..."
2/10
Reviewer Score: 2