Sixty Million Dollar Man (1995)
Reviewed by: pjshimmer on 2003-02-06
1. How do you get a bunch of lawless students--at a school where 90% of the teachers die--to study? By turning into a machine that only your eye doctor uses.

2. How do you impress a girl who was at your funeral 2 years ago? By competing against a magician by turning into a gigantic toothpaste and whiplashing her boyfriend.

If that didn't make any sense, neither will the rest of the story. This is the WACKIEST Stephen Chow movie I've seen yet, and it takes slapsticks to new heights with all kinds of supernatural elements. The beginning was dull, but once it starts rolling, there's no stopping it.