Three (2002)
Reviewed by: pjshimmer on 2003-12-07
LISTEN UP GUYS: "Three" is the worst movie experience I've had since when I don't want to know. To be exact: the first 5 minutes of "Bodyguard from Beijing" is more scary than all three of "Three" combined.

The Wheel - boring and confusing, this is one of the worst experiences one can expect. I have absolutely no clue what it was supposed to be about. [2/10]

Memories - this part takes boringness to new heights. Go take a long shower, drink some coffee, spend 10 additional minutes in the laundry room, come back to the screen and you won't have missed anything. Avoid at ALL cost. [1/10]

Going Home - as boring as it gets, but slightly more interesting than the first 2. [3/10]

The only thing left for me to say is that nothing will surprise me more than the fact that the 3 directors have any talent, or that the three movies had a point.

Overall: [2/10]