Reviewed by: MilesC Date: 02/20/2000 Summary: The definition of tedium. The good news: this ranks somewhere in the 10 or 20 best-looking movies I've ever seen. The bad: it's also one of the most hair-pullingly dull! In the last 30 minutes I praying for every fade-out to be bring the credits; after all, almost any ending would resolve the "plot" as much as the current one does. Hey, call me bourgeois, but I like it when a movie at least makes a feeble attempt to be engaging on some level. God, how I hate "art!"