Reviewed by: STSH Date: 10/30/2010 Summary: Hilarious fun Reviewer Score: 7

Reviewed by: hkcinema Date: 12/08/1999 Ming Dynasty secret agent Ling Ling Ling (000) is assigned toinvestigate a drug poisoning involving a performance enhancing drug in the brothel, Ying Chun Kwok. Ling thought hard and finally came up a disguise as the author of Yuk Po Tuen (Sex and Zen) to sneak into the brothel. The prostitutes in order to get their names into the book all tempted Ling, who in order to appaise the ladies, turned the book into a book of dirty stories. One day, a blind servant Yuk Chu Nui (Jade Virgin) is auditioned, Ling learned that the buyer would receive the drug, so he bidded up the prices hoping to receive the evidence. Who would expect that someone else is bidding with a higher price? Ling's wife Shuet...... [Reviewed by Next Magazine]

Reviewed by: spinali Date: 12/08/1999 Summary: NULL Low-budget period piece that intends to cross Forbidden City Cop with Sex and Zen, without being quite as funny or imaginative. Armed with the country's only fountain pen, secret agent Ling Ling Ling (000 -- played by Tsui Kam-Kong) is sent to investigate Little Universe, a whorehouse suspected of using aphrodesiacs to keep clients, er. coming. Under the guise of a scholar, and protected by a chastity belt made by his wife (which, disturbingly, has sharp metal teeth that clamp around his dick whenever he's arounsed, and no poop-chute), peeps at the girls with his hunchback lecher friend. Most of the scenes they, and we, watch are basic Category III softcore, much of it multipositional. But when the two main girls give him the aphrodesiac, his boner-strength breaks his belt's metal latch, leading to a situation what would surely trouble his jealous wife. Most of the movie is watchable without being really funny; instead, enjoy this for its demonstration of Oriental pleasure techniques, the babes, and...um, well, there's actually not much more reason for seeing this. (2/4) [Reviewed by Steve Spinali] Reviewer Score: 5