House of Fury (2005)
Reviewed by: JohnR on 2006-03-01
Summary: Phone In Your Vote Now
I watched this in the middle of watching the current season of American Idol, so I asked myself what Paula, Randy, and Simon would say if "House of Fury" stood before them. (Apologies to those of you lucky enough not to have access to American TV.)

Paula: You are just a sweetheart; I like your fashion style tonight. I loved your performance - you're lighthearted, you're peppy, you have good pacing. The whole thing works for you. You move me; you move America. Celebrate the fun.

Randy: I don't know, Dawg. I liked your enthusiasm, and your techniques were good, but you were a little pitchy. To me, you picked a safe choice; I'd like to see you challenge yourself a little more. But, you know, not bad. I liked the humor; I liked some of the fight scenes - pow! pow!

Simon: I'm sorry, but you're like one of those ghastly movies I would expect to see on a flight from Des Moines to Disneyland. The performance was very safe. At this stage of the contest you need bring out your best but I think you were too cautious. I think you'll get a lot of votes, especially from the younger fans, but I don't see you going much farther in the competition. I just don't.
Reviewer Score: 7