In “Forbidden Wet Tales” Emily Kwan is the featured actress who doesn’t take off all her clothing—not the kind of billing young women imagine when dreaming about being a movie actress but there are worse ways to make a living. The sex scenes range from stupefying to boring and although they occasionally rise to the level of ridiculous are never really sexy. There is an attempt at a storyline but the movie quickly becomes a string of scenes of naked actresses simulating sex with each other or with the omnipresent Eddie Lam. Nothing against Eddie Lam but one very quickly grows tired of screen filling shots of his face grimacing in (one assumes) orgiastic relish. There is no reason to watch this movie and making that statement is the only reason to post this review. The art on the DVD insert is better than the film on the disc.

If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t.