The Victim (1980)
Reviewed by: grimes on 2000-04-09
The plot is pretty simple. Sammo has decided that the first person to beat him will be his master. Unfortunately, the first person to beat him has his own problems and isn't exactly willing. So Sammo just follows him around calling him Master through most of the film.

This is a pretty good old style kung fu film with lots of Sammo. Good points include Sammo, Sammo, and more Sammo. He is hilarious. Bad points include: There's ... something ... really ... strange ... about ... those ... old ... style ... kung-fu ... scenes ... where ... they ... pause ... and ... pose ... between .... every ... move. And don't get me started on the sound effects (who knew that blocking a punch made a sound like a two blocks of wood slapping together?).