Dial D for Demons (2000)
Reviewed by: MilesC on 2000-10-18
Summary: Awful
As Ryan mentions, this movie is basically a ripoff The Ring, but with no budget, no atmosphere and no scares. For the first half hour, you get plenty of padding, lousy acting (especially from Jordan, who seems to have only suffered through a few days of shooting)and incongruously "spooky" music. After that, it's beepers going off and people running around screaming for an hour. Now, granted the assets alloted to film apparently consisted of: 1) 1 office set, a few secluded outdoors locations, an SUV, and two houses (one of which has appeared in other cheapo horror flicks) 2)Two slumming actors and a handful of women in midriff-baring tops and cutoffs and 3)about fifty bucks to spend on special effects, his is probably about the best movie they could be expected to come up with. Sometimes, though, there's no shame in just not making a movie.