In my PINK BOMB review, I stated that in HK movies, a trip to Thailand can be hazardous to one's health. Well, in ETERNAL EVIL OF ASIA four guys get bewitched by an evil wizard and they get killed one by one in entertainingly gruesome ways once they get back to Hong Kong.

The evil wizard (Ben Ng) kills three of them and sets out to kill the fourth, Bon (Chan Kwok Bong). He also wants to nail (as in screw) Bon's hairstylist fiancee, May (Ellen Chan). With the help of a good witch (Lily Chung) and a taoist priest (the eternally cool Lo Meng), the couple try to stop the wizard.

This movie epitomizes what one wants to get out of a Cat III flick: gory violence (done cartoonishly, which is a plus), gratuitous nudity and simulated sex, and Tsui Kam Kong. It's a hoot to see him turned into a dickhead and later in the film as a parody of Pinhead of the HELLRAISER series. The film also boasts a rocking theme song which plays throughout the film.

7/10