Sixty Million Dollar Man (1995)
Reviewed by: danton on 2002-01-03
Lacklustre effort. It started well enough, with Stephen Chiau playing an obnoxious rich kid studying in Hawaii (nice Pulp Fiction parody here), but once the film moved to HK, things stopped dead in the track.

To summarize the plot: Chiau Sing Chi gets in trouble with the mob and is assassinated. A crazy professor played by Elvis Tsui saves his only remaining living parts (brain and mouth) and rebuilds him with artificial parts (hence the title). By later adding some sort of "superchip", Stephen Chiau becomes some kind of superman who is able to change himself into any number of household appliances (such as a giant microwave or a walking toothpaste). This is shown with cheesy effects in a very obvious ripoff of Jim Carrey's THE MASK. Unfortunately, it's not as funny as the original (which wasn't that funny either). Of course, the bad guys are defeated in the end, and the hero gets the girl (played by Gigi Leung), but at that point I really didn't care anymore.