Hi everyone - sorry I've taken so long to reply!
Yes, that's me! How funny. Please feel free to update your database.
Also, I think I said i'm going to try and make a YouTube video about the film and I have a few questions. If anyone could help that would be great. Also, please let me know if I should post this in another part of the forum.
1) Why does the Chinese version of the title translate as "counting dead grass," or similar. What does that mean exactly? It sounds like a reference to a proverb perhaps?
2) I arrived in Hong Kong in early June, and this was filmed that same month. It came out in the theatres about 3 weeks later if memory serves me correctly. It certainly came out before I left Hong Kong in late August. Was that normal for a film to be produced so quickly! I was really surprised when it came out (I was teaching English at an English club in Jordan and found out the film was released when some students recognised me - it was showing just around the corner and I went with a bunch of my fellow "prisoners" to see it).
3) I'm sorry to see the film doesn't get that good of a review.

When I read about Stephen Chow he sounds to me like the Cantonese version of Adam Sandler - a talented comedian who has made a lot of successful films that rely on pretty childish jokes. Some of his films are not that good, but people still know them because he is so popular. Does that sound fair for Stephen Chow films, including Lawyer Lawyer?
4) I saw the film just once, as I mentioned above, but the subtitles were really hard to follow. I know there is a longrunning gag that Foon has to keep things up his bottom for other prisoners, including a chicken leg. Am I right that I play the leader of the "gweilow" prisoners who is making him do this? And that the reason I am beaten up is to get me to stop? And I am threatened with having a mahjong set stuck up my bottom? That's what I remember, but I can't find a subtitled version of the film to check that with.
Thanks in advance. Please let me know if you want to hear more about my experience. For example, when you see me throwing food at Foon, those weren't my hands. I couldn't follow what the director wanted, so he did it himself with one of our prisoner jackets over his arm.