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Three (2002)


Reviewed by: pjshimmer
Date: 12/07/2003

LISTEN UP GUYS: "Three" is the worst movie experience I've had since when I don't want to know. To be exact: the first 5 minutes of "Bodyguard from Beijing" is more scary than all three of "Three" combined.

The Wheel - boring and confusing, this is one of the worst experiences one can expect. I have absolutely no clue what it was supposed to be about. [2/10]

Memories - this part takes boringness to new heights. Go take a long shower, drink some coffee, spend 10 additional minutes in the laundry room, come back to the screen and you won't have missed anything. Avoid at ALL cost. [1/10]

Going Home - as boring as it gets, but slightly more interesting than the first 2. [3/10]

The only thing left for me to say is that nothing will surprise me more than the fact that the 3 directors have any talent, or that the three movies had a point.

Overall: [2/10]


Reviewed by: Sydneyguy
Date: 01/13/2003
Summary: Three movies in one..............

The first movie is a korean movie about a husband who has no idea where is wife has gone and his wife is at lost of where to go back home.............nothing much here, pretty standard stuff which won't give you a fright...........3/10

The second movie is a thai movie which is about cursed puppets, a little scary but i found the puppet culture quite interesting but for a horror movie, not that scary..........6/10

The third movie is hk movie about a cop and his boy and there strange neighbour.......not scary but interesting movie. Leon Lai is a bit psycho and Eric Tsang plays his bull head cop character very well. The best of the bunch.........7/10

So of all three movies the average is about

5.33/10