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Where's Officer Tuba? (1986)
Country: Hong Kong
Genre: Comedy 
Theatrical Run: 03/20/1986 - 04/09/1986
Box Office: HK $16,822,229.00
  Phillip Chan Yan-Kin
  Ricky Lau Koon-Wai
  Barry Wong Ping-Yiu
Action Director
  Sammo Hung Stuntmen's Association
  Sammo Hung Kam-Bo
  Sammo Hung Kam-Bo ... Officer Tuba
  Jacky Cheung Hok-Yau ... Cheung
  Joey Wong Cho-Yin ... Joanne
  David Chiang Da-Wei ... Sergeant Rambo Chow
  Stanley Fung Sui-Fan ... Police band drummer
  Paul Chun Pui ... Police band trumpet player
  Paul Chang Chung ... Chung
  Wu Fung ... Sau
  Teddy Yip Wing-Cho ... Joanne's father
  Tai Bo (1) ... Drug addict
  Melvin Wong Gam-San ... Rambo's superior officer
  Lam Ching-Ying (1) ... Taoist priest [cameo]
  Yuen Wah ... Extortion gang member
  Corey Yuen Kwai ... Taoist priest in deity Chun Kui costume
  Tin Ching (1) ... Tuba's superior officer
  David Wu Dai-Wai (1) ... Rapist in park
  Dennis Chan Kwok-San ... Sgt assigning job
  Alfred Cheung Kin-Ting ... Man at pier/Telephone boot
  Hwang Jang-Lee ... Extortion gang member
  Chang Yi ... Extortion gang leader
  Ka Lee ... Crazy man with chopper
  Gam Biu ... Chairman Kan
  Chiu Chi-Ling ... Mental patient
  Billy Chan Wui-Ngai ... Wanted thug
  Yuen Miu ... Policeman arresting wanted man
  Siu Tak-Foo ... Policeman arresting wanted man
  Seung Yee ... Joanne's mother
  Lo Hung (1) ... Police station chief
  John Shum Kin-Fun ... Man taking pictures on pier
  Chan Ging (1) ... Man on pier
  Lau Hok-Nin ... Van driver
  Chun Kwai-Bo ... Policeman arresting wanted man
  Yeung Sai-Gwan ... Extortion gang member
  David Lo Dai-Wai ... David
  Ken Boyle ... Commissioner Tones
  Tsui Oi-Sam    
  Kwan Chi-Biu    
  Shrila Chun Wai-Man    
  Chong Man-Ching    
  Angela Yu Chien    
  Chow Lai-Guen ... Undercover policeman
  Dick Cho Kin-Nam    
  Yeung Wai-Ling    
  Helen Au Hoi-Lun    
  Bolo Yeung Sze    
  Hui Yat-Wa    
  Ting Tung    
  Garry Chan Chi-Shing ... Extortion gang member
  Chang Seng-Kwong    
  Cheung Wing-Cheung (2) ... [Extra]
Filming Company
  D & B Films Co., Ltd.
Production Manager
  Julia Chu
  Cheung Yiu-Leung
Sound Recordist
  Shaw Bros. Recording Studio
  Video Film
Art Director
  Tony Au Ting-Ping
  Lam Sai-Kan
Script Supervisor
  Lai Kai-Keung
  Wong Chi-Ming (2)
  Melvin Wong Gam-San
Car Stunts
  Blacky Ko Sau-Leung
  Chiu Jun-Chiu
  Andrew Lau Wai-Keung
  Ma Goon-Wa (1)
  Derek Wan Man-Kit
  Arthur Wong Ngok-Tai
  Peter Cheung Yiu-Chung
Costume Designer
  Shing Fuk-Ying
  Dickson Poon Dik-Sang
Assistant Director
  Johnny Lee Man-Yiu
  Ka Lee
  Thomas Chow Wai-Kwan
  Danny Chung Deng-Yat
  Tang Siu-Lam

Officer Tuba (Samo, of course) isn't much of a cop. About all he can do is play the tuba in the police band. When his colleague, a sergeant (David Chiang) is killed, he makes Tuba promise to take revenge. And Chiang means it. His ghost keeps coming back, to annoy Tuba into keeping his promise. Tuba is a coward, and resists, but Chiang fights back by making Tuba do embarrassing things, including making him appear an idiot in front of his sweetheart (Joey Wong) and her parents.